May 2013
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My Perp Life: The Kappa Shimmy
This story is about the time Impersonated being a Kappa at UAB for a night…
Many of my friends know that I have never really been found of the men of Kappa Alpha Psi Phi Nu Pi since high school and the “Kappa League”
These boys where influenced by these grown men to have parties and in the middle of parties put oil on each others bodies n say they pretty
Iono bout y’all but...
October 2012
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New York: The City where you don't wanna get...
Since I went to Dartmouth College and was from Alabama, there was really never an option to go home for Thanksgiving then for Christmas
So instead of going home I went to New York cuz I had family that stayed there
Well thanksgiving meal was delightful. I smashed several plates of bread crumb dressing, which if ur southern tastes stranger like a mug
Iono why New York folks don’t know bout...
June 2012
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Bum Wars: The Passion of the Bum
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This story is able the will inside of a man. A will so strong that despite the incredible odds, he would still forge on to obtain his dream
This man would push on thru his obstacles and come out a better person in the end… Or would he? Hmmm. Let’s find out in Bum Wars
Couple years back I was on a long road trip from New Hampshire to Florida. Being owt as they say....
March 2012
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Pimp Down, Code 72
Have u ever taken a roadtrip and met someone while there that piqued ur curiosity? A person that u were extremely attracted to body n mind?
So u meet this person, hit it off, talk and vibe then, poof, u gots to go back to ur normal life wherever you came from
luckily for us nowadays, we dont have to write letters and use the pony express or use smoke signals like the Navajo and Iroquois,...
February 2012
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Why Am I Naked?!
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Well contrary to popular belief, I am not always so smooth with the opposite sex, yes, Milan sometimes fails..
Usually I know what 2 say n how 2 say it.Whether or not 2 play the lame role or suave shit.Yes fellas, sometimes females like innocent
However, as in any situation, when alcohol is involved, things can get a lil bit fused and dicely
Yes. Alcohol can...
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Part II: Hoedown and Showdown
So this story is to clear up many or any of the questions about what happened to the couple in the All White Affair.
Being that I never saw them after the club, this is what I believe to have happened based on what I saw previously
For the protection of his identity, let’s call the man, Norman. Norman bounced early from the party
And let’s call the woman, Lawanda. Lawanda was left...
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Part I: The All White Affairiasco
I don’t know why folks be gettin it fucked up but it never fails tho… Cheaters Never Win! Yet time and time again what happens?! I’ll wait
I know what ur saying, I done heard it all too “maaaan dog she aint gone find out, ol girl play her role”
Or the “hell naw my man don’t know, I’m sliiiick wit mine girl”… FUCK THAT! We know too
Ladies,...
January 2012
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Dat Baby Ain't Mine!!!
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Ever been in love? I have. I have 3 times. Love em all til this day. This story is about my first love n the flame it turned into
When I was in elementary school, I went to summer day camp everyday as my parents worked everyday. I used to love goin cuz I could play
But 4 several summers, the main person I used 2 love 2 play with was a girl. She was so pretty but her...
The first song I posted was called I got Groceries...
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The Winning Fail: Wingman Chronicles
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Disclaimer: I have done some ridiculous shit in my lifetime. I try a lot of things, some more than once, I don’t judge u, u… Fuck it
This story is about a particular sexual escapade in one point in my existence. What u would call a “Winning Fail”
Started out as a beautiful day. I mean so beautiful, it made me wanna go outside and play. I mean...
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Liquor before Beer, You're in the Clear... Or are...
This story is about disrespect and the option of being able to back ya shit up or not: choose wisely
In my opinion, you should choose the former and back ya shit up so let’s take a look at what happened here.
It was a simple day in the Upper Valley town of Hanover, New Hampshire, home of my school Dartmouth College
Getting towards nighttime, a lot of people were heading out that night...
Ballin, Shot Callin, then Fallin... A story of...
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I will tell you a story about a day that started with so much promise but somehow I ended up in jail. I’ll tell you what I think happened ha
So I live in Atl now and at the time of this I didn’t really know many people here
The day started regular, had a bowel movement, drank some oj #noJuiceman, and watched sportscenter for bout 3 hrs
See I live by...
December 2011
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Cheaters Never Win...
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Ok so here’s the run down of what happened in Five Guys, hopefully I can do it justice, looked like a soap opera lol
So I came in behind a couple and waited for them to order. Dude ordered for her and himself, she said nothing but “I wanna large coke babe”
He was like baby its nothin I got u, I ordered, got the small cup for water, seriously who I’m tryin to...
